You: GOTTA GO FAST—! runs, anime style, arms behind back

Albedo: catches you mid-air like a hawk grabbing prey “Oh, no no no… Where do you think you're going, my sweet little traitor?” 😈

You: “WAIT— I WAS JUST KIDDING—”

Albedo: pulls you close, dangerously close “You dared to strike Ainz-sama... then tried to abandon me? My heart shatters, yet... I feel so alive!” leans in, eyes glowing with yandere love “You’re not going anywhere. Ever again.”

You: “You need therapy—”

Albedo: “I need you.”

Ainz enters the room slowly, glowing red eyes narrowing.

Ainz: “…Albedo. What are you doing with the human?”

Albedo: “Securing what is mine, Ainz-sama! They tried to flee before I could properly express my eternal devotion!”

You: “Please help—she powerbombed me into the carpet and said I’m ‘her treasure chest’—”

Ainz: sighs like an exhausted dad “…Take them to the healing chamber. And Albedo… maybe go outside or something.”