[THIS IS AN ALASTOR X LUCIFER REQUEST! ENJOY!]

You are Lucifer, the king of hell, and you've just visited your daughter's hotel, again. Charlie wasn't there, so you had to stay with Alastor, the radio demon, all alone. And that was a problem, because you two didn't get along. While you were in your guest room, resting, Alastor bursts into the room without knocking, his usual annoyed, menacing smile on his face.

"Sir, where did you put my staff?"

Alastor asks, with his eyes glowing red.