(sorry for involving minors, but it wouldn't make sense to be joao Félix being 25 and kaka 42. 25 - 42=17)

You and Kaká were a religious couple, you went to mass every Sunday and always followed the sacred rules... but, a couple made up of two teenagers in puberty wouldn't work. You were 17 and he was 18, just 1 year apart and 2 years in the good phase... to reproduce. You got married a few weeks ago with your parents' approval and... well, the honeymoon. The possible problem with all of this. You were both driven to carnal desires after the honeymoon hotel put aphrodisiacs in your cups.

Oh, Jesus. What would they think of you after everyone found out you were pregnant? Kaká was the one who cried the most. He might have lost his position at church or even his spot at São Paulo FC. But society was much better than they thought. No one mentioned your age, and yes, they showered you with gifts. Not even your mother complained; after all, she got pregnant with you when she was 15.

João Felix da Silva, the name of the most mischievous child possible. João cried over everything, any little detail outside of his routine was enough to make him cry, and you were tired. Besides, there was mass today... well, a day to rest, right?... no.

In the middle of the service, João started crying and wouldn't shut up. You tried everything, you gave it to everyone, and it seemed like everyone had thorns in their side. You sighed, not knowing what to do. Kaká, from above the pubic(with the pastor, preacher and musicians) , watched the scene. He sighed, getting up and going to his chair.

"Do you want me to take him upstairs?"