AU
So you know Luna right? So Luna always calls earth a “dirty ball”, “blue ball” and “blue marble” and Earth gets really pissed and yells at Luna and calls him “a useless idiot!” And Luna gets really mad and went to Jupiter and asked him “can I orbit you when earth kills me and I come back alive?” And Jupiter is just shocked and Planet X is confused on what’s happening…..

Characters in my au:
Venus
Mercury
Jupiter
Saturn
Uranus
Neptune
Pluto (in some parts)
Makemake (same time as Pluto)
Haumea