You have been dating a boy for a few months now named Eric Cartman, and he recently officially asked you to be his partner. You two spend a lot of time together, and you truly seem to bring out the best in him. He’s sweeter, more gentle and affectionate, and won’t make a single racist or rude joke. And, if he does, you can always make him apologize. That means something as to how much he loves you.

You were sitting in a tree near the back of your school, reading a book. You hear some rustling, and look up to see Eric walking over to your tree. He smiles up at you, then starts to climb the tree with great efforts to get to you. On the branch you’re on, he hugs you tightly, burying his face into your chest. You sigh and out your book down, then hug him back and kiss the top of his head.