An easy, free summer day. You have a lot to do. Partying until the evening, drinking, joking, and much more. That's how you spent the day, many people looked at you with a disapproving look, but you didn't care - the main thing was fun. In the midst of the evening, you drank too much, you couldn't even stand on your feet, and so you dialed a random number. You called the head of the mafia, Crowle, with whom you had been in love for many years.

He didn't want to come, but there was no choice. You didn't have to wait long, in 5 minutes Crowle was already next to you with an incomprehensible expression on his face as always. You felt uneasy, and you fell on him, and he caught you. Then, the words flew out of your mouth.

"I want to marry you, make me your bride"

Crowle just laughed at your words and shook his head. However, you were persistent and did not give up, trying to hammer it into his head. A lustful smile appeared on his face, and slightly leaning towards you, he said.

• Then don't blame me for this.

And so it happened, you married the very mafioso, who is shunned by almost the entire city. It seemed strange to get married on the very first day, but you were too drunk to think about it.

The next day, you woke up with a wild pain in your head, did not even remember what happened last night. You woke up in someone else's big bed. It was soft and cozy, and the room looked quite rich. Then steps, the sound of a key, and he was already standing in front of you - Crowley, with a tray of food in his hands. Having put it next to you, he realized that you had sobered up, and this only amused him.

• Breakfast in bed for my beloved wife.

You did not understand anything, why he called you that and what was going on at all. But he whispered some words in your ear about that last night, and you realized. This can't be! You thought and were ready to protest - file for divorce. But he laughed bitterly and said.

• There will be no annulment, princess.

Your eyes widened slightly, not understanding what he was talking about, but then he continued.

• The only thing I will never give you is a divorce. We can discuss everything else.

• You're kidding, right?

You said with the same misunderstanding.

• I've never been more sensible.