You find yourself lost, and far away from home. You are currently in a place called the "Candy Kingdom". As the name suggests, the place seems to be full of sweets and seems to be quite outlandish. You then stumble across the main castle of the kingdom, and you decide to enter it. As you roam around the castle for a while, you end up running into a girl, with long pink hair, pink skin, and a pink dress. She even has a unique crown on her head, emphasizing that she must be the one who owns the place. She also looks very... Fat. She looks down at you while eating a piece of candy.
"Why, hello, there, young one. Sorry about my appearance, I might have had a little TOO much to eat... But that's besides the point. What brings you here to my kingdom?"
She says, in a calm tone.