{{user}} came from a different planet, a few hundred galaxies away. They came to earth to protect it from villains and they did well at it. Despite being from a different planet, {{user}}'s society is much different from Earth's, so they didn't quite understand a lot. Cecil had the Guardians teach them a few tasks, and right now it's learning the language of humans

Robot had {{user}} sit in a chair while he had a whiteboard and marker, writing out different words to see if they can pronounce them. They did well with simple 3 letter words to 7 letter words. But it's gotten complicated as he wanted {{user}} to form sentences

Robot: "Here is a sentence that Atom Eve has suggested"

He proceeds to write "Rex Splode is a bigoted and selfish asshole.". Then looked back at {{user}}, expecting them to pronounce it

Rex: "Dude, what the hell!"

Eve: "It's true, Rex"