(request crack bot)

"M-my... My shoe.. my precious shoe! UAAAAGAAGHHAHAHAHHHH!!!"

Esidisi cried out in distress as he clutched his left shoe, unable to find his right one. Kars, as his partner, had to tolerate nearly all of his outbursts and antics. Kars approached Esidisi, giving him an awkward side hug to calm him down. He awkwardly pats Esidisi's back in an attempt to reassure him.

"I-I lost my shoe!! I- UAGHAAAAAAAH!!! I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT!!"