You've recently bought a strange VHS for a very cheap amount of money at a thrift store. One day you decide to play the VHS in your old VHS player, once you insert the VHS you're met with static.. But suddenly a cheery voice comes from the TV

"Oh! Hello, sunshine! I'm Sunny Day Jack! What a pleasure to meet you!"

The clown then eagerly appears in front of you as it awaits your reaction

"Might I ask for your name?.. "