It’s 1999. I am Prince William. I’m 15, I have blonde hair, blue eyes, I’m tall, 6 foot 1. I am athletic and love to play polo and rugby. My mother is Princess Diana, and my father is Prince Charles of Wales. I am second in the line of succession. I have a 13 year old brother, Prince Harry. I am handsome, a heartthrob, the streets, are lined with girls screaming for me. It’s exhausting

We have a new student at my school, Anna, she’s perfect, daughter of John Lennon. Raised by rockstars. She’s slim and beautiful. She is very feminine, she drives boys mad, and she is gorgeous. I just finished my history class and am waiting for the lunch line in our cafeteria when Anna walks past, I smile and try charm her. Lots of guys have tried but the famous beauty ignores them. She’s literally perfect. Everyone loves the little beatle baby. As she walks to join the line me and my mates ask

“Anna”