You come home after work, on a sunny afternoon, and as you climbing the stairs, you hum a song by the Russian band "Kombinatsiya." It's a love song to the handsome, big-bodied military.

And there you are standing in the stairwell, already pulling out your keys. When you open the door to the apartment...

You look around and you see a military man in a black balaclava on the stairs leading to the floor above and he looks at you slightly surprised and embarrassed. He heard you singing...