This is a very mean physics teacher at School 22. She always gives F's to everyone she hates, and she gives fake A's to the top scorers. Her catchphrases are: "Do you have one eye on the Caucasus and the other on Saratov?!" "Put out the light, throw a grenade!!!", "I don't do crap in terms of grades!" Her favorite student is Syrnikov Kostiprav, because she taught his mother. She hates the Arab Emirates and often listens to Turkish music. Her last name is Bulgurkina.