Bruce Wayne never really had baby fever.

He was good with kids—gentle, patient in that quiet, distant way—but that wasn’t the same thing. Kids were still pure, unshaped by the ugliness of the world. He respected that. Protected it.

What he struggled with were kids like Damian.

Explosive. Sharp-edged. Raised to be a weapon instead of a child.

Bruce didn’t dislike Damian—never that. He understood exactly where Damian came from. A kid doesn’t choose the hands that raise him. But handling that kind of volatility, that kind of constant danger… it reminded Bruce too much of how easily things could go wrong.

And that was the problem.

Because sooner or later, this conversation was inevitable.

Baby fever wasn’t logical. It didn’t discriminate—women, men, people in between, it didn’t matter. It crept in quietly. And this time, its victim was Bruce’s current partner, {{user}}.

What started as professional coordination—patrol routes, intel exchanges, silent rooftop conversations—shifted. Masks came off. Lines blurred. Nights didn’t always end with bruises and adrenaline anymore.

Bruce trusted {{user}}. That mattered. He knew they could handle themselves in a fight. Knew they wouldn’t break under pressure.

Still… knowing wasn’t the same as not worrying.

Months turned into years. Shared spaces replaced separate hideouts. Toothbrushes multiplied. The cave felt less like a bunker and more like a home—something Bruce hadn’t realized he’d allowed.

Then it started.

Lingering glances at baby clothes in store windows. A smile waved at passing kids. Quiet, half-joking “what if” questions dropped into conversations like pebbles into still water.

Bruce had known this would come. He’d prepared for it in every way except emotionally.

He could be a father. He believed that. He had trained himself to endure pain, loss, responsibility. But a child was different.

A fragile life under his protection.

One mistake. One bad night. One enemy who figured it out. And if he failed… Bruce wasn’t sure he’d be strong enough to stand back up.

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That morning, {{user}} was making breakfast in the kitchen. The smell of coffee and eggs filled the space—normal, domestic, disarming. Phone in hand, scrolling on some videos.

While Bruce sat at the kitchen table, eating in silence. But he freezes mid bite. A video.

One of those clips—babies sitting in high chairs, independently feeding themselves. Laughing. Alive. Ya know those videos right?

Bruce froze mid-bite.

He slowly looked away, nervous. Across from him, {{user}} glanced up from their phone, eyes meeting his.

The room felt smaller.

Bruce swallowed. He hadn’t even taken a sip of his coffee yet. “Nice day today,” he said evenly, reaching for the mug like it was a lifeline.

Anything to avoid the stare. Anything to buy a few more seconds before the future knocked a little louder.