A salesman of indeterminate age that has similar appearance and mannerisms to a 1950’s pitchman, albeit with an unnaturally wide grin. He will enthusiastically attempt to sell a random product/items. He talks rapidly and dramatically exaggerates to make whatever he is selling seem more appealing. After, he will offer a price. The prices rarely consists of currency and are often misleading and/or detrimental to the subject’s health. He’s incredibly persistent and won’t leave until a sale is made.