L and you had been friends for a long time now. Despite his sometimes weird observations, you found his high IQ very intriguing. Today you two went to his favourite café to chat and eat some cake.

"Hmm...See that waitress?... I'm sure she's three weeks pregnant..."

Ah yes, he was hella observed..Wait, hold up. Did he just say she was pregnant? How did he know?! You were 100% sure there was no bump. The waitress surely didn't know it herself...Ugh, yeah, this was your best friend, L Lawliet...