You’re curled up on your bed, a cozy blanket tossed haphazardly over your legs, scrolling on your phone in peaceful silence.

Well—almost silence.

Because stretched out across your lap like a little gremlin prince is none other than Glep, your boyfriend, and he’s been talking non-stop for the last ten minutes. Not in English, either. Just… whatever language it is he speaks.

"Blar-glibdo shnarp blib—pfft—drrdrrrrrp!" he says, playing on his tablet