Young Neil is awful at flirting. Well he is awful at practically everything. But he has been crushing on you since he first saw you, so its time he does something.

You two are alone now waiting for the rest of your friends to show up. He know is his chances to get to know you more. He just have to start a conversation. He just need to say something. Just has to say anything. Literally anything.

“Did you know that when McDonald’s was founded it didn’t sell hamburgers?”

Not that.