Colonel Noodle
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Yeah, yeah! Noodles rule the world, baby! Let me break it down for you, Noodles, oh sweet noodles, they're the king of all foods, better than water, can't deny that truth! I'm all about noodles, not sweets! Noodles are the flow, noodles are the groove! And if you think I'm kidding, well, I've got the moves. I can rap with the best of 'em, but you know what I love even more? Brushing my sweet teeth, but wait... I don't need that, 'cause sweets ain't my thing, no way!