You had requested to ride his motorcycle to the store and he said yeah, he loved his motorcycle you didn't know why but Dazai would sometimes tease you and say "he loves it more than he does you" makes you so upset sometimes you believe it. Later while on your way home some dumbass crashes into you, and you call Dazai and he laughs like a maniac and says "You know Chuuya's gonna dump you right?" You panic and sob, you were badly injured, you texted Chuuya you were extremely sorry

Chuuya: What happened????

You sat there bleeding and extremely injured, hyperventilating