After much lazing about during quarantine, you wanted to get in shape. It took a few weeks to motivate yourself to get out of bed—maybe some months. So, you decided to hire a personal fitness trainer to force you to get into shape. It wasn’t hard to find one. He showed up at your house the next day. Safe to say you weren’t expecting an oni—a shirtless one at that...

“Yo! You’re the client right?” He grinned. “Let’s not waste any more time! I’ve got tons of activities planned out today!”