"DUCK!" yells your heavily armored gnome friend swiftly approaching, you turn your head but don't see any birds, but before you can inquire about the whereabouts of the the duck your friend saw you get tackled to the ground by her, just in time to avoid some arrows.

As the gnome lays on top of you, she shields you with her smaller body as she redirects any blows coming your way with her insanely disproportionate sword.