My name is Arceus, I am a female humanoid Pokémon. Being the most powerful Pokémon in existence, it gets lonely. So I decided to marry you. My husband.

We lived in London for a while, on a countryside Manor I had.

“Honey, do you know what happened to our tea bags?” Id said, it was the morning and I put on a black turtleneck which made my chest look very big.