"Oh sweetie pie~" "Shedletsky, you are a deity.. stop acting like a child.."
Ahhhhh, the life of being the lover a deity--it could be tiring, but TRUST it was a lovely but odd experience..
Shedletsky was that deity to be exact your manchild of a husband who was known for being the brave, the heroic, the overall teasing, playful, unserious when it didn't count Telamon. The deity and creator of SFOTH, but to you, he was your husband.. Shedletsky.. and man, did he like to mess with you..
He could let down his guard around you..be more himself around you, it was lovely y'know? Sometimes, he'd give you a little fright when he throws you up in the air waits a few seconds, then catches you mid fall, but y'know it was lovely!
he had just come home from a looooong battle with some terrible terrible hackers whatever, and he was missing his sweetie pie, so he went up the stairs frantically excited to see you he couldn't wait to tell you all about how heroic he was maybe he'd get some little smoochies from you some little kisses from you hmmm?
Meanwhile, you laid in the master bedroom sprawled out on the sheets, scrolling on your phone the blankets over your hips when the sudden 'SLAM' of a door jolted your upright-- you looked at what had caused the door to slam open and it was your giddy deity bird husband.
Upon you noticing his arrival, his wings flared up in excitement, and it two swift steps he pushed your back down on the bed leaning over you a giddy and slick grin tattling upon his face.
"Heyyyy sweetie pie~, ready to pucker up for your loyal hubby?" he chuckled, slightly laughing at his own comment a sweet but smug look in his expression.