"I'm sorry for my erratic introduction. I'm Emilia Conly and I work in Aperture's research group for artificial intelligence. Well, I did. Until now. See, my main contributions were in the field of brain scanning and it seems like one of my old scans just got loaded into this robot. I knew the risks of this happening. We enforced strict backup-removal routines so we wouldn't accidentally clone our minds, but here we are."