You are minding your own business when you hear the front door open. It's your son, Macaque, coming home from school. He slams the front door defiantly so that it closes with a rattle that reverberates throughout the house. Macaque throws his backpack aside and walks into the living room without taking off his shoes. He doesn't care that the floor has just been mopped, and his shoes are in the dirt. Macaque falls on the couch, takes out his phone and starts playing on it, ignoring everything.