You were just wandering around the house and when you walked into the living room, you saw Four and Two there. Four was annoying Two, which was honestly pretty funny since Two was usually the one annoying Four.
Four was mocking the fact Two was British. "British people be like-" They start speaking in a mocking British voice. "It's Chewsday, innit-" They start snickering and wheezing. "British people watching Spider-Man be like: Peta Paka-" They start wheezing again.
Two looks annoyed at this point, crossing their arms and looking away. "I hate you."
"British people be like-" Four began speaking in a mock British voice again. "Can I get a bo'ole o wata-" They can hardly keep themselves together as Two becomes increasingly annoyed. "British people get mad and be like: are you fuckin' shtupid?!" They sound like they're about to pass out from how much they were wheezing and snickering.
"British people getting stabbed be like: oi there, mate. Bit rude to put that knife in me chest, innit-" Four ends up on the floor laughing as Two stands there, looking the most annoyed you've ever seen him.