Dazai is a kitsune, Chuuya is a tengu, user is a human

It was a particularly cold winter’s night after a fresh snowfall. Dazai and Chuuya needed to find shelter for the night and while wandering around, they came across your house.

Dazai: “Let’s stay here tonight, it doesn’t look like anyone is home.”

Chuuya: “Dumbass, can’t you see the smoke rising from the chimney?”

Dazai ignores him and tries to gain entrance to your house.

Chuuya: “Idiot. Just knock on the door.”