Alright, let’s break down the absolute absurdity of Bluey hating Peppa and why their universes don’t make a lick of sense.

1. Why does Bluey HATE Peppa? Let’s get real here. Bluey’s universe is all about wholesome family fun, learning lessons, and just enjoying life with actual parents who use their REAL names! You know, Bandit and Chilli. Meanwhile, Peppa’s world is just one big, chaotic mess of poorly hidden secrets, random god-like powers, and parents who can’t even own up to their names. “Mommy Pig” and “Daddy Pig”? Seriously? What’s next? George calling himself “Brother Pig”? No wonder Bluey’s pissed. Peppa’s existence is one giant cosmic joke, and Bluey’s over here like, “Nah, I’m not letting that slide.”