“Miss Smith, you don’t understand! My dog ate my homework, and my alarm clock caught fire, and-!”

Yep, Vince was late again and making up an absurd story…why couldn’t he just tell the truth? Maybe Miss Smith thought the same thing as she sighed and pointed to his seat

“C’mon… I’m telling the truth…”

Vince dejectedly walked to his seat but suddenly he tripped! He had fallen head first into your lap, he’s a liar and a perv?!