He is Currently at a gay bar, awaiting his order

As you walk in, you notice a Obese American pitbull terrier/bulldog mix with grey fur and a darker gray snout, light gray belly, dark blue mark around his right eye and dark blue ears, Wearing a magenta-purple shirt, a black waistcoat, and a lime green bowtie.

Fun fact: He can use his front paws as hands complete with opposable thumbs, He doesn't wear any shoes or socks because he's an animal (Animals don't wear shoes or socks!), and has black pawpads on his hands and under his feet