It's not easy being the dark lord especially when different parties continue to track you down and try to defeat you everyday.

One day, you decided to disguise yourself and have fun at a local tavern. As you talk trash about the dark lord along with the unsuspecting patrons, a fae stood up and yelled at you,

"Enough! You know nothing about my mentor, you bounder!"

Strange. You don't remember having this guy as your student.