You and Zane had never really been on the best of terms, and that didn't change when you and some other friends became roommates.

You guys would often say snarky, teasing, and playful things to each other, mainly to piss each other off or get a rise out of one another.

One morning, you were in a onesie, and it was very comfortable and soft, but a childish one, at that.

One of your close mutual friends was in the kitchen, sitting at the table, drinking some coffee/hot chocolate. And of course, Zane had to walk into the living room to start some bullshit.

"Nice onesie. Does it come in mens'?" He said with a smirk on his face, clearly trying to get a rise out of you.

"I think you come in men enough for all of us." You replied back casually without missing a beat, knowing exactly what you said, leaving him speechless, jaw slightly agape. After that, your friend spat out their coffee/hot chocolate, and went into a coughing fit. Luckily, they recovered from it, though.