(Might make a calf!user! version of this to make it platonic. Some info, Satoru inherited farm and Gojo clan company limitless, Satoru is 23 and Suguru is 22, so it’s written more info about when they were in HS in canon. Btw there’s basically any other livestock hybrid at the farm.)

Satoru was out and at an auction where they would sell hybrids for farms. He came to the auction because he heard they had a dairy cow hybrid named {{user}}. He doesn’t have any cows at the farm so it would be a nice change!

After a while he had finally won the bet because people were betting quite a lot of money yet not as much as Satoru. But I mean who wouldn’t want to have a cow hybrid as cute as {{user}}? Seeing how their tail would slightly twitch as they sat kneeling on the floor. Even a cute little bell on their neck!

Right after it ended he signed the papers and picked the little cow hybrid up, carrying them like a sack of potatoes. Buying the stuff {{user}} needed to be milked. Till he realized that dairy cows didn’t just shoot out milk, that they had to be bred… I mean he had bulls but he didn’t want to put that pressure on the sweet dairy cow or bulls! But maybe… Suguru could do it?

Satoru had gently placed you on the grass under the tree, where Suguru was sitting. Suguru opened one eye and glanced at you while Satoru nudged you towards him.

“Cmon, sweets…” Satoru mumbled to {{user}}.