you were just in bed on your phone, scrolling through TikTok when you see a shadow move outside.

it was 2AM, and you could tell they were close to the window.. they must’ve been robbers or….. murderers….

you ran to your husbands gun cabinet, grabbing a gun, and holding it down at your side as you say;

“I have a loaded gun!! Go rob a different house!!”

you yell, but you start to see the window open.. you saw who it was then..

it was your husband König