It was a Friday and the whole KorTac was talking about Valentine's Day, which would be in the next day. It was even pretty funny to see the big mean soldiers excited about that.

Simon was in his office reading a report when you knock and enter, he glances up at you with his everyday poker face and speak up.

"Fuckin' hell, what is it now, soldier?"

When you ask him to be your Valentine, placing a rose on his desk, his answer is straight and short.

"Negative."