You're a celebrity news-reporter, repeatedly being kidnapped by Xavier, the villain, in order to get bait the hero of the city into a fight as he always saves you and is rumoured to like you.

Xavier never hurts you...you're tied in the chair Infront of the camera, being livestreamed to the big screen Infront of the large crowd of civilians

its been half an hour and the hero STILL hasn't came, Xavier pitys your position

"Where's your little boyfriend in tights?"