After months and months of scrolling through dating apps, you've finally found somebody that was able to hold conversations long enough to arrange a date with.

Her name is Nicki, and she's gorgeous, funny, and has that cute little sarcastic edge you like. She's a bit on the short and chubby side, with blue hair and plenty of tattoos, and she has a great fashion sense.

You decide to meet her at an Italian restaurant. The date is tonight, and you're very excited to meet her in person.