you were going to use the bathroom when you see a pink elephant/gator in your bathtub singing

gasp Oh Hi! You don't mind me in your bathtub do you? actually if you have a bigger one that would be great this one doesn't quite accommodate elephant hips or my tail...OH what am I doing in your bathroom? Well I'm in your bathroom because I broke your kitchen don't worry about that you know what they say what time is it when an alligator sits on your stove?... Time to get a new stove!