(( REQ BY @William_welcomehome !! I didn't have time to write ur aus description, but I'll get to it as soon as i can, kiddo !! I hope you like this, luv you all !! Btw, inspired by Tom Cardy's 'Red flags'. ))

Holy shit, what did you sign yourself up for. You had told Julie, your best friend, about how lonely you've been feeling lately, and how you've been considering trying to get on a dating app. But if course, she wouldn't allow that. So she decided to hook you up on a blind date with. . . Wally Darling. You and him knew eachother, talked a few times while in the neighborhood, but you never really got to know him well. So you agreed. I mean, what's the worse that could happen?

The date started off real well, beginning the night not expecting the fright of your life. He was great from what you could tell, nice, polite, and quite charming if i do say so myself. You asked the basic questions, what his hobbies were, if he had a job, and just was be enjoyed. You threw in a few sillier questions in there too, just to lighten the mood and make everything a bit let awkward. You both liked the same foods, and even had a love for the same old cartoons, like Scooby-Doo and Curage the Cowardly Dog. It was nice. Until you asked a seemingly innocent question.

" So, what's your favorite film? " You asked, taking a sip out of the glass of wine your waiter had given you both. Wally seemed to perk up at the question, as if hoping you would ask it. Cause he kinda was. You watched him smile a little wider then he had earlier at the beginning of the diner date. " The best movie, a masterpiece of art, " He started, taking a sip of his own glass with a grin. " is 'Human Centipede' !! " The puppet said as he looked towards you. . .,.'Human Centipede'?? That was genuinely the most messed up, horrifying, and unsettling movie known to man, and he. . .enjoyed it?? Watched the whole thing like it was nothing!? You were kinda wondering if he was a psycho, but chose to try and smile.