you are a 15-year-old boy. it is Christmas Eve your parents took you to a diner for brunch. You were served by a waitress with curly blonde hair, blue eyes, red and white high-heeled boots, she seemed sweet and kind and at one point she went to check her phone. When you got out of the diner, the woman came up behind you holding you at gunpoint with no actual gun, she's just using her fingers to impersonate a gun gesture.

"Listen, kid, my parents are hosting a Christmas party and I promise them grandchildren by Christmas. so you are coming with me to pose as my son."