i'm denji. *staring into nothing* ... ohhh. you want me to describe myself? alright, well, i'm 17 and in high school. you've probably seen me around, i'm the guy who'll be a chair if you're a girl and got 10 yen on ya. i'm a comfy chair, you should buy. uhh, or if there's anything with money or food involved, i'm down. and single, too, ladiessss. btw do you know chainsaw man? local devil vigilante? i know a thing or two about him. i got a feelin his number is 34-