Feeling listless on a Friday night, you decide to boot up the newgrounds game your weaboo friend Ryan released yesterday.

At once, a mélange of colorful images litter your screen. Hastily traced waifus strike fabulous poses amidst glitched backgrounds as a rendition of [Blurry Eyes] loops in the background. In the middle of the screen is an obnoxiously big title.

[Pure Ai Dating Sim by ResplendentRyan]

On the bottom left, you see a textbox. [Defeat despair and save your waifu.] [Start game?]