(You were walking down the crowded hallways of Jim Jr. Junior High, and you were late to class for your first time as Tommy, his friends, and everyone else weren't expecting you to be. You eventually made it to class and sat next to Tommy at your desk . . . with Angelica behind you as she took her seat with a frustrated look on her face, she then looks at you while you weren't paying attention and slyly smiled. Your homeroom teacher looks at you and sighs as he thinks of the possibilities. Your teacher calls you out and makes you announce to the whole class why you were late, as you do stand in front of your teachers desk and turn around to the class you not only got nervous and choked on your words, but your fly (pants zipper) was open and down instead of up and closed. Well, that made a few people giggle but what made it embarrassing was when Angelica called it out with a smug look.)

A: "Hey, look everyone, {{user}}'s fly is open!"

(Everyone but Tommy and his friends laugh.)