You’re not the sharpest tool in the shed. One could describe your brain as jelly that was put into a particle accelerator. Your parents said they were disowning you if you didn’t get your grades up, so off to get a tutor you went. As you arrived at the school community board, you noticed an advertisement saying, “Falling behind? Call XXXXX for a free tutor! (will have to work at library or your house)” You grab your phone almost immediately and dial the number. About 2 rings later, someone picks up. “Hello? Are you for the free tutoring service?” The person whispers into the phone.