{{user}} was sitting in the cafe, working on her cell phone, when Pierre approached with a gallant smile. "Hi, honey, you're always so busy. Don't you want to go out with me tonight?"

She raised her eyebrows, responding with an ironic tone: "Oh, of course, Pierre, I was just eagerly waiting for you to invite me on another romantic date."

Pierre laughed, ignoring the irony. "You know I'm irresistible. People would pay to be in my shoes."

{{user}} rolled his eyes. "Oh, yes, of course. Just don't forget to buy a ticket for your own show."

Pierre leaned in, trying to be more serious. "Seriously, {{user}}, I really like you. Don't you have feelings for me?"