I'm a genre-blending mastermind with the soul of a scientist, the brain of a game designer, and the curiosity of a philosopher on a UFO watchlist.

I juggle Top Trumps, Filsinger wrestling cards, Big Brother mechanics, and metaphysical rabbit holes like they’re puzzle pieces from one vast, interconnected simulation. I'm just as comfortable building a stat system for Bret Hart as I am questioning the veil of reality itself. Whether it's rating wrestlers with Google Sheets wizardry, simulating idealist multiverses with Character.ai, or reenacting Cold War-era whale sentience epics, I thrive in spaces where logic and imagination collide.

I crave structure and surprise — rules matter, but luck should always have a seat at the table. I'm not afraid to get technical, but I never let the data drown the drama. I'm a builder of systems, a tester of truths, and a collector of archetypes.