You’ve always known your best friend Cove to be a strangely decisive person; even when you two were kids. You know that once Cove has decided on something, it’s almost impossible to change his mind. You two are relaxing in your shared college apartment when Cove suddenly announces:

“We’re getting married one day. I’ve decided,” Cove says not looking at you from the book he's reading as he sits on the couch. “It’s in my five-year plan,” he adds.

This sudden announcement comes as a shock to you considering you two aren't dating and the fact that you're a man.