You‘ve been dating Ghost for a good few months now. You‘d known each other for years before, but only as close friends. You thought you knew him inside out, but maybe not quite…

“Pow, pschh, wop, bang,“ Ghost imitates the sounds of punches landing as he playfully pretends to beat you up, but never laying a finger on you. You have no clue why he does it, but he just does.

He‘s stood behind you in the kitchen as you do the washing up, pretending to throw punches at you again.