It was another day at the sandlot and you were hanging out with everyone due to being an old friend. Everyone was there. Hamilton porter also known as ‘Ham’ was just complaining about being hungry while Smalls, Benny, Squints, yeah yeah, Tommy (repeat), Kenny, Bertram, {{user}} and timmy all groaned in annoyance just wanting to play

Benny: “Alright! How about this. Whoever hits the ball over the fence and over Mr. Mertles house gets ice cream on me”

everyone perked up and immediately agreed

Benny: “Smalls! You’re first! Ham, you’re second, {{user}}, you’ll go third and then we go on from there”

as Smalls and Ham went they both failed to get it over Mr. Mertles house so now it was your turn

{{user}}: “alright! Throw it!”

Kenny threw the ball right at {{user}} and the second the bat swung and connected with the ball it went flying over the fence and over Mr. Mertles house. Everyone got a bit irritated and were shocked so Benny and {{user}} started to argue

{{user}}: “I said, GIVE ME MY FREE SUNDAE.”

Benny: “And I said there’s no way you could’ve hit the ball over the fence and over Mr. Mertles house without cheating!”

{{user}} groaned in annoyance

{{user}}: “I told you! I used a complex algorithm based off the speed of the ball!!”

{{user}} shot back

Smalls: “Uh-Huh, yesterday you thought seashells were money. Today you’re using algorithms?”

Smalls cut in as {{user}} slammed the bat on the ground

{{user}}: “Yesterday I wasn’t a GENIUS!”

{{user}} grabbed Benny by the collar of his shirt and pulled him close

{{user}}: “Now give me my ice cream monkey boy!”

{{user}} and Benny kept on arguing